Online dating nude pics
And since this time of the year can sometimes be a bit of a downer for singles, I thought we’d lighten the mood with the topic that never fails to entertain — online dating photos.
(Oh yes, we’re going there.) To those of you out there who have tried online dating, and spent hours wading through profiles after profiles — especially profile To those of you who have never experienced the modern marvel that is online dating, believe me, I couldn’t make some of this stuff up if I tried.
And where do first impressions take place in real life? So step away from the shower, hand your friend a camera, and let us see you in your best non-bathroom light. The Macho, Macho Man Sorry to break it to you guys, but we aren’t looking for tickets to the “gun show” in your profiles. But photos upon photos of vast landscapes and a teeeeeny tiny you (if you’re in there at all)? But otherwise, focus on the photos that have in focus, and save the rest for a little photo slide show on date night #3 at your place. The Car I’m pretty sure that every girl’s dating profile does not include a photo of her with her car. Triple points if you crop out girls on either side of you. I don’t care if it’s the most flattering photo of you ever.
Nor pics of you dripping sweat (and smelling lovely, we’re sure) at the gym. Then we can snuggle up and you can tell travel stories for hours. If a girl’s in the photo, we are going to assume that (unless clearly captioned) this is your most recent ex.
On the most part people send naked pictures to entice their partners and give them a preview of what’s to come.
You have absolutely NO IDEA what anyone will do with them. Even if it’s to your trusted partner, they don’t always have control either.
Yes, yes, I know that we girls have our own set of cliche photos (hello, feet in the sand? Now before you all start emailing me about being Judgy Mc Judgerson, please know right off that this is of intentions.But boy oh boy, have your photos made my day on more than a number of occasions.;) So for any guys out there getting Matched, EHarmonized, Fished a Plenty, struck with an OK arrow from Cupid, Mingling with Christians and more right now, I invite you to put down your weights, take off those sunglasses, and enjoy this post. Trust me the imagination is very very sexy and planting a seed can make their imagination run WILD! Why don’t you describe what you’d like to do to them. Or, you can send them a few lines from an erotic novel and say “thinking of you”.
Someone hacked into the i Cloud accounts of several celebrities and leaked their naked pictures online. Some were his conquests, some not, but all in all he had A LOT of pictures. After getting the mental and visual stimulation, they will want to jump you the moment they see you.